Every 28 days women all around the world go from Dr. Jekyll to Mr. Hyde..
It’s an atrocious metamorphosis that causes most of us radical nausea and a cataclysmic pain and suffering that we could never fathom afflicting on someone else. It’s inevitable, the only thing that you can do to prepare yourself for such a transformation is overindulge us with narcotics such as midol or vicodin (or in my case 80 mg oxycodone) and come fully equipped with chocolate (or bananas) and a heating pad.. then lock us in a room and DO NOT enter until the mutation has past its climax.
Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going into hibernation for the next 4-7 days…
